Toe Sucker

another way of saying “ass kisser”

“kade you’re such a toe sucker”
“Andrew stop sucking Kade’s toes”

by yourmommqdotcomma October 18, 2019

Snot Sucker

An offensive slur used against Eskimos and indigenous people living in northern climates. Snot Sucker refers to the practice of an Inuit mother orally sucking the mucus out of their infant child's nose. The purpose of snot sucking is to prevent nose discharge from dripping onto the child's face and freezing due to the sub-zero temperatures.

"I saw a documentary about Eskimos and watched those snot suckers kill a reindeer"

by Albinez December 19, 2020

Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Brick sucker

one who is similar to a dickhead but is considerably more arrogant and self loathing

My boss Brian won't even look at my proposal, what a brick sucker

by Othernamesweretaken July 27, 2016

sucker muncher

Someone eating a sandwich that has just been beaten up by a gangster for no apparent reason.

My wife became a sucker muncher during her lunch break last week and now I'll visit her in hospital.

by Jewish madam July 4, 2018

Tato sucker

Like a rat licker but worse

Oh no it's a tato sucker

by E_E_TRIPLE_E September 12, 2020

Sap Sucker

Also a polite way to say fat fucker.

That Travis at work who forgot to submit the bid is one sap sucker

by SSOOORRREEE November 10, 2020