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Stone Army

The worst army ever to exist in the history of the universe
Person 1 - I'm from the stone army
Person 2 shoots person 1
by BROthePRO January 16, 2019
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Stone

Kid: Look at the size of that stone over there!
Kid 2: Okay why the fuck did you search up stone dumbass
by WhoNamesTheirKidRupert February 4, 2019
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Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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Stoned

When you've committed sinful crimes in 180 B.C and the people would pelt you with rocks until you died.
Judge: Guilty. You've been sentenced to be stoned.
Prisoner: oh damn sweet
The Chosen Few: *readys rocks*
Prisoner: oh shit i thought you meant the other kind of stoned like when you get h-
*gets pelted with rocks until his corpse is riddled with bruises*
by You sad human March 20, 2019
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stoneburner

Boner that's on fire
Danm, I got the worst Stoneburner yesterday
by Gay Ass Eater April 3, 2019
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stonebinge

Verb
Stone· binge | \ ˈstōn-ˌbinj , (ˌ)stōn-ˈbinj\
Getting very high - usually on marijuana, but other drugs may apply - before binge-watching a TV series

Noun
The act of stonebinging
Verb: Will you stonebinge Stranger Things with me? You'll appreciate the quality of the acting so much more.

Noun: Steven invited me to his stonebinge on Friday night. We're going to get blasted on Sour Diesel before we watch Bojack Horseman.
by b_elijah689 October 10, 2019
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