shockgore.com

A website for gore and some of the most fucked up shit is contained. You can find many videos of people dying.

"Ay yo, you ever been on shockgore.com?"
"Nah bro, what the hell is it?"

by DeadPoptart December 30, 2019

Fort Stockton TX

A small town in which smells of semi truck egsost and road kill. also known for that big ass bird in the middle of the highway (the highway is the town) also a great place to nock up a mexican 12 year old typical of Fort Stockton's youth.

Billy: have you ever gone to Fort Stockton TX?
sue: If you mean i have slipped in dead cat guts in the taco bell drive thru then yes...
Billy: YEAH stop making fun of Fort Stockton and its taco bell, it employs the whole town besides the cocaine...

by tacob911 August 21, 2010

shockumentary

A documentary-style film meant to shock and disgust its audience. These films tend to contain snuff footage (real and/or fake).

Faces of Death, Autopsy, and Cannibal Holocaust(to an extent) are all good examples of what a shockumentary film is.

by The Devil's Pinky Finger March 18, 2008

spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

Stocktown

crime ridden town located south of californias capitol city. A city with a bad reputation due to hard living;
-long lines at star bucks
-no seats available at Barnez and Nizzo
-walmart be packed 24/7

Stocktown be having too many Ferraris that be cutting me off yo.

by MaSV June 17, 2003

SHOCK Cousteau

Guy is doing a girl in a pool while standing up in the shallow end, she's facing him with her legs wrapped around him. The guy starts to whistle the National Geographic themesong. Then the guy rams both thumbs into her mouth and forces her mouth open as wide as possible while grabbing her face with his palms. As she tries to recoil, he pulls out his wang and blow his load in the water giving the appearance of a white jellyfish swimming innocently. He then takes her face, as he still has a firm grasp, and forces her face into the water to engulf the white jellyfish. He then finishes whistling the National Geographic theme, if he can stop laughing long enough.

I was banging the ho in the pool and she told me it was the way her old boyfriend did it. So I got pissed and gave her the SHOCK Cousteau. I thought that beotch was gonna drown. It was f*ckin hilarious!........That Bitch!

by feelingvindicated September 1, 2011

vagaphalactic shock

A condition seen in the male gender when his testicles physically begin to shrivel up and die, and he is unwilling or unable to make any decisions for himself. This condition occurs when a male's will and drive is overun by a female, and the male sits back and lets it happen.

Foreman: Sorry guys... that was my chick she wants me to come home so we can go to garden world.

Guys: WTF!

Foreman: OMG! something is happening... MY BALLS THEY ARE SHRINKING!!

GUY 1: I KNEW It!! ITS VAGAPHALACTIC SHOCK!!...Hurry hit him with 200cc of Vaginephrine!!

by m d mike July 30, 2008