Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.

My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.

by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017

Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo

This phrase is used to express disappointment in ur friend. It's nigerian pidgin English.

Oga wetin be dat? Are you mad? Mek'am stand hya do dis ting oo!

by PashaHazretleri November 21, 2021

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

Stand up guy

Michael Franzese

Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?

Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!

Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!

by Gonzorino September 9, 2020

Monitor Stand

Its the thing that makes your computer monitor stand on something

He needed a Monitor Stand for his Monitor

by Jokkerd February 11, 2021

Standing In Quicksand

Being stubborn and doing fuck-all whilst shit hits the fan in the apparent hope that things will blow over. This doesn’t stop the shit hitting the fan in any way, which makes it more or less the lazy version of the similar term “digging yourself deeper”.

Boris “Blowjob” Johnson refusing to resign is just him standing in quicksand.

by E hates Q July 7, 2022

Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands

Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands

by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023