scurfty

A dirty sleezey look on a person. Trashy looking person who needs to shower.

He is scurfty

by Magicmike609 March 12, 2016

Smurfing

The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.

Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.

by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016

smurfzilla

A badass cunt whose here to fuck shit up. Aka the tallest smurf

Smurfzilla really knows how to party like papa smurf

by GOD_CUNT October 12, 2016

Smurf

Someone who plays Counter Strike Global Offensive and is a really high rank but buys a account with a lower rank do destroy kids :)

Dude that kid one taped me hes such a SMURF

by Derpy Tinklepants October 7, 2016

smurfstance

1.To be in position when not breathing, this usually happens when you don't realize you are not breathing. The reason you may not realize it us because you maybe day dreaming

2.to take a long period of time to do something .

My partner was in a smurfstance and I didn't realize it.

It took Mark a smurfstance to get me a glass of water

by fairy's nose August 21, 2016

smurf smooking

Smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a Mt.Dew bright blue slurpy. After this the person will then crap bright blue and poop smurfs.

Man after today im feeling pretty great, Im going to go smurf smooking.

by Little loofa August 6, 2016

smurfing

Gaming Term: Buying alternate accounts to achieve a higher ranking in a game.

That guy's not Silver Elite, he is smurfing

by TrumpetMiner May 22, 2016