Screwdram

Screwdram (v): to hammer with a screwdriver, esp. when intoxicated.

(strange hammering noise...)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing down there?
Guy 2: I gotta pound this peg in...
Guy 1: You're an idiot. You don't even have a hammer.
Guy 2: (holding screwdriver) I'm gonna screwdram it!

by Big Guy Rich February 16, 2010

Screwlax

To screw a hot chick and relax, at the same time!

I didn't feel like doing anything, so I just hung out with my girlfriend and screwlaxed

by steviewonder86 May 18, 2010

Screwbooked

To be screwed by Facebook. When your Facebook page fails to load. Your profile settings are mysteriously changed.

None of my friends can see my wall. I've been Screwbooked and all of my settings are different.

by St!tch October 6, 2010

Screwdiver

Screwdiver:

A seahorse who pillages the aquatic underground in search of screws to use in slansix's dildo.

Tom is such a screwdiver that he found too many screws to put into slantsix's dildo.

by FAETALRYAN December 11, 2010

Screws

A term usually used as an insult, meaning uncool, and is commonly refered to as a synonym for gay.
The opposite of nails.

Guy: That guy has nice abs.
Guy 2: WTF you're so screws.

by dinomoo March 1, 2011

Screwche

A male human who sucks his own penis.

Marylin Manson.

Britt: *Is speaking too fast to have separate words*

Manda: Did you just say Screwche?
Britt: Sure did.
Both: NEW WORD!

by The Word. March 3, 2011

Screwing A Chair

Unscrewing or screwing a chairs adjuster knob.

Unscrewing a Chair

by Bobman3400 May 5, 2011