social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

by Tori133 October 19, 2013

socially suck

When somebody won't let a joke die down and try hard to make it work that's when you know somebody socially sucks

"hey deb, Last night I heard Rick made a joke and wouldn't let it die down! "yeah man that guy socially sucks" somebody

by Blazted October 20, 2013

Social Drinking

When one drinks with more than one person, at an occasion.

"I'm going to go social drinking tonight."

by C-L-F January 2, 2012

Social Smile

1. Smiling for the sake of not looking sad, even if you're doing/feeling nothing.

2. A smile made by a baby in response to sounds/sights/etc. of things it likes.

1. Any politician's smile.

2. "Honey! Our baby just did her first social smile!"

by smsman August 15, 2011

Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.

I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.

by einaphets December 11, 2011

Social Hornet

Noun
social hornet (plural social hornets)

A gregarious person who likes to attend parties and other social gatherings with the intent to disrupt the natural flow of conversational towards topics where they hold the "moral" high-ground; a people person who starts debates that have no finite or discernable answer for the sole purpose of being correct through the impossibility of proving them incorrect.

Synonyms: Troll; Jason
Antonyms: Social Butterfly

Only a social hornet would argue: "A lion would whip a polar bear's ass, they only kill things that cant fight back."
"It doesn't matter who's terrain they fight in..."
"A lion would just eat their fill of seals and penguins, the polar bear wouldn't even have a chance"

by TopDuke December 5, 2022

being social

Something that people with a lot of money and sexual partners made up in order to make introverts feel stupid. Basically, going outside and talking to ‘people’.

Joe: *sits on computer for seven hours*
Mark (Joe’s friend): go outside, be social!
Joe: *sits on computer for seven MORE hours*

Joe is not being social.

by Henry the 3rd June 7, 2022