Socially Handcuff

When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.

They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.

Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.

by Runn4urlife June 18, 2018

Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.

Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.

by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020

social downtime

A parenting tactic. Formerly known as “grounding” less offensive yet all encompassing to today’s teenager lifestyle.

After she decided to vape, her mom gave her social downtime. #SDT

by Bamawhitney January 20, 2019

social financial

A technology platform where your company can connect and collaborate with financial and non-financial information which allows your team insight into the company’s objectives, goals, history, and culture.

Snopsis is the first-ever social financial platform that analyzes financial data and helps companies make strategic financial decisions by connecting all the details in their company's data story.

by Snopsis September 30, 2020

Social Bukkake

When all your mates are being selfish or unfair to you (i.e. jacking on you).

My mates want me to cook a meal for them, lay the table and won't even let me sit down and eat with them. I'm a victim of social bukkake.

by supergit May 30, 2019

furniture socialism

When you buy a chair you move it in the house. However if you want it as your private property you have to move it in your room. If you want it in the living room you have to let everybody sit in it and you have no say.

Screw furniture socialism I paid for my damn chair and no one is going to sit in it!

by Critikale May 18, 2018

Socially Fatigued

Social Fatigueness is a feeling that you get after spending too much time with freinds. It consists of mental and occasionally physical tiredness. It is most common in introverts and can be very discomforting and, in severe circumstances, may even lead to a crash of depression.

After Aj killed herself her freinds realized that she was actually socially fatigued.

by AJ Hampton November 29, 2016