sausage jockey

A Passive homosexual who practices anal sex.

Brighton is full of Sausage-Jockeys

by Linael November 19, 2003

pink sausage

A perverse sexual practice.
Before sex, cook up some bacn. Tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. Proceed with anal intercourse. As you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady's throat. Her anal uscles will tighten immeasurably. Tehn pull out- her rectum will invert as you pull out, leaving a "pink sausage" hanging out of her arse.

I gave Ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.

by scotsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009

Sausage Hamster

Another term for "ferret"; see ferret

Sausage hamsters make great pets.

by minari-naga March 24, 2005

sausage slam

sex using processed meat products.

Late at night, Beverly loved a sausage slam with Jimmy Dean.

by pappapitt December 10, 2006

Sausage

A term for a guy.
Because guys have dicks and dicks are sometimes called sausages.

Are you gay?
No, I'm not looking for a sausage.

by judge dredd7 November 16, 2012

sausage monkey

A Girl , normally short in stature that has a keen regard for penis, and the sexual energy and morality of a Bonobo chimp .

The date went well, she turned out to be a sausage monkey .

by Gibdog82 October 6, 2016

Sausage party

1 an orgy
Or
2 a shitty Seth rogen movie

I did a sausage Party watching sausage party in the theater last night.

by Imthepugster. August 8, 2016