Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018

Sloppy-oat

When you're white gurl trashed, but thiccer than a bowel of oatmeal.

Dude, you got so sloppy-oat last night

by Oat chick January 26, 2018

Shippy Girl

Shipston high girls normally or most definitely have skirts the size of belts. Can easily be spotted beacause of their pikey look. Mainly beacause of their thick eyeliner and greasy hair.

Oh did you see that girl with the super greasy hair and thick eyeliner .

Oh yes she must definitely be a shippy girl! Probably hasn’t bathed in weeks

by Shippy girl May 21, 2018

Slippery sunrise

After a long night of hard, kinky butt sex; you gather up the leftover truffle butter. When it is morning, and that beautiful sunrise peaks, you lather that man jam all over her face and eyes. So she can see the true beauty of that slippery sunrise ( :

Guy 1: dude like my girlfriend had never really seen a sunset until this morning
Guy 2: why not?
Guy 1: because she had never seen it with butt jizz in her face before
Guy 2: what .. you mean like a slippery sunrise?

by J Pete May 30, 2018

Sloppy Yorkshire

Sexual act were a male pours Yorkshire pudding batter into a woman vagina then proceeds with intercourse, the batter is used as a lubricant.
Afterwards the batter is expelled and sometimes cooked and eaten.

'ere mate, ta wife let me give 'er a Sloppy Yorkshire last night

by PlinkyPo June 11, 2018

Slippery Ass Syndrome

When your asshole gets wet and brown after a few hours of not wiping fully.

“I was walking around today at work with a slippery asshole.”

I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.

I got slippery ass syndrome

by Ehnnrey June 19, 2018

Sloppy Hotpocket

A sexual act wherein one party inserts a frozen hot pocket into their anus, and let's it warm to body temperature. A second party penetrates the anus of the first party until the hot pocket has been scrambled, and climaxes. The second party then consumes the remains of the act directly out of the first party's anus, then proceeds to chew, swallow, and/or spit it into the first party's mouth.

I once had a boyfriend who wanted me to give him a sloppy hotpocket. Now we've been married for seven years.

by Rockerton June 20, 2018