slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

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slippery

something that's wet and dripply smooth surface move quickly across it

his weenis was very slippery yesterday

by gibbythegreat February 21, 2019

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slippery slug

The act of pouring slime (or another sticky substance) on your partner during sex.

Night Sky: Hey Sky!
Sky: Night Sky!
Why are you here?
Night Sky: I just wanted to tell you that I did a slippery slug last night.
Sky: No wonder you're my brother!
(vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 11, 2019

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Slippery Volcanoe

Fingering a gold while she takes a poop

I gave my girlfriend a slippery volcanoe while at the cabins in the woods.

by banditboy1 March 29, 2019

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slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

by uSathane April 13, 2019

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