Shell

To shell a joint is to place the end of the joint in the shotgun hole of a piece and press your thumb to the bowl, inhaling through the mouth piece.

Man, this jay's almost kicked, let's shell it.

by Johnny Thunder July 17, 2007

Empty Shell

Empty shell is an expression used for when you go for a shit and nothing comes out. Relates to turtles head, a turd that bobs in and out of your arse but in the case of a false alarm shit the shell is empty.

I thought I needed a shit but went for an empty shell instead.

by Ken Walker February 8, 2008

Sellotape skittles

A game played by 2 or more people, with two 'skittles' (empty plastic 500ml bottles - preferably of the same beverage) and a roll of Sellotape (preferably official product).
The pitch may be anywhere from 10 - 15 metres long and may be of any surface, but should be flat. The width of the pitch is unimportant and neither is the prevalence of obstacles, as long as all players, and the umpire, agree before commencing play.
The objective of the game is to roll the Sellotape, from behind your own skittle at the other players'/team's skittle. The first player/team to reach 10/5 points is the winner. The Sellotape must roll before hitting the skittle, the umpire is the final judge on whether the Sellotape has rolled sufficiently - the current rule of thumb being half the length of the pitch.

Fancy a game of Sellotape skittles?

by Ian Dean December 23, 2007

Shell of a man

A man who is not who they once were, will find any excuse to avoid hanging out with friends on ONE specific day of the week. Often have small wieners too.

Sorry I can’t hangout tonight guys - I’m a shell of a man from what I used to be

by Jaxg June 22, 2022

Selling Dreams

When Somebody Doesn't Look Like They're Pictures

Her Bumper Didn't Look Like That In Her Picture, She Was Selling Dreams..

by JulieReloaded July 8, 2015

Skellington

If someone is using a skeleton and/or skeletal avatar and/or signature on a forum, or can medically be described as a skeleton, they refer to themselves as Skellingtons in the hope of a small ego boost. Also used by n00bs when trying to describe a Skeleton.

Waz: "LEIK, ZOMFG SHAI ICN'T SKELLINGTON?!"

Shai: "No, Waz, I really am a Skellington."

by Noosh September 10, 2005

jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009