The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly
by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021
Get the The five knuckle shufflemug. The dance conducted when looking for toilet paper without having wiped your butt. Often when you realise your out and no one is helping you out. Sometimes done is various states of dress, often pants around ones ankles.
Bob: “fear hit, toilet paper out, and I had conduct a shitter shuffle to the closet, awful, awful day”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”
Chad: “shit happens, glad you got through it”
by NotSorrySorry February 17, 2021
Get the Shitter Shufflemug. The act of brisk walking across Columbia Road on University Avenue in the frozen tundra aka Grand Forks, North Dakota in the middle of winter going to class. Usually practiced when trying to make the light and is a substitute for running so one does not slip with his/her backpack.
{Man slips in the middle of the intersection spilling his bag}
Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.
Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
Chris: If he was smart, he would have just done the columbian shuffle.
Ann: Way to icy out to be running across like that...
by Gypsie Nomad May 5, 2010
Get the The Columbian Shufflemug. by KappaKappaNigga October 5, 2017
Get the Group Shufflemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>The Backwards Shuffle Back Smack For Forward thinkers Like Jahkoy<.7.9.7.6.>mug. | ˈbā-lē ˈshə-fəl |
A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
A hurried, stiff-legged shuffle walk characterized by clenched muscles and minimal leg lift, typically performed by someone with irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) as they discreetly and urgently exit a room in search of a bathroom. Often marked by a tense posture, focused expression, and an unspoken sense of intestinal distress.
As soon as the meeting ran long, Dean did the classic bailey shuffle out of the conference room—no one dared to stop him.
by wagnam163 June 12, 2025
Get the Bailey Shufflemug. by Smeagolnumber1 March 14, 2023
Get the The Smeagol Shufflemug.