Shitternets

A made up "disease" that infects devices and gives them painfully slow WiFi or cellular data.

Joe: Godammit! Why can't I place a call?!
Bob: Must be a case of the shitternets.

by NiggerFucker1 December 8, 2024

Scottering

When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.

Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.

by Flaytonson January 10, 2025

Shitter legs

Fake legs to put in the stall next to you so no one sits in that stall and you can shit in peace.

Anthony was fed up from people shitting in the stall next to him so he made some shitter legs to place in the stall next to him to make it appear it was being used.

by Snipplehead January 12, 2025

shitter

another word for gorgeous if u want to subtly flirt.

"oh shush"
"make me shitter"

by Takiki the rizz monster January 25, 2025

Scuttery Brains

Just pure dung skee wa

"aw he's pure scuttery brains"

by Sean D Kelly March 13, 2025

Shitter studies

The act of researching online by google or podcasts while sitting on the toilet taking a dump!

The anti -vaxxer got a PhD in shitter studies.

by Catahoula owner March 28, 2025

Shitter

Someone incapable of contributing to their teams success in any possible scenario

Jimmy ran the 300m dash in 44 seconds at AUS championships, he's quite the shitter

by Chompton March 28, 2025