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Salt

The comments made by angry, 'snowflake' religionists / comic-fanboys on clickbait-youtube-videos because they're upset about the video.
"I can open up a mining company with all the salt in the comments"...
by Emdosis January 30, 2018
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asscrack salt

The salt that comes off hot Cheetos bitches ass when they wear booty shorts
" damn nigga she got asscrack salt that's saltier then the sea"
by Niggerballs420 August 20, 2021
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Salt

A state of being pissed off or upset.

NOT “salty”, Salt is a complete embodiment of the state of being upset, potentially long lasting and very severe.
A: “My mom backed out of the garage and hit my car, AND she said she’s not paying to fix it.”

B: “That’s so tough man, how are you feeling?”

A: “I’m so salt.”
by D123L123 February 10, 2022
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No It's Salt

Based on the Jimmy Neutron "Sodium Chloride" Meme this statement is used to express that the poster has scientifically explained something in an unnecessary, obvious, or otherwise annoying fashion. Similar to Um, Actually except it specifically refers to scientific statements.
ME: I don't like the SMAA 2x setting, it makes the game look blurry

Rando: UM ACTUALLY, It’s a technique used to smooth otherwise jagged lines or textures by blending the color of an edge with the color of pixels around it. The result should be a more pleasing and realistic appearance, depending on the intensity of the effect. The SMAA 2x adds blur to lines that's what it does. Overall in any game certain antialiasing will make things look more blurry

ME: No it's Salt
by dxgg June 10, 2020
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Salt Shaker

When you act as if you are sprinkling salt in your mouth when you are actually sucking on………..something………inappropriately
by Elizabeth Bonnet March 30, 2022
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Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response
Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected
by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018
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Lawry's Seasoned Salt

Lawry's seasoned salt is a blend of salt, spices, and herbs that is commonly used as a seasoning for meat, poultry, seafood, and vegetables.

It was created in 1938 by Lawrence Frank, the founder of Lawry's restaurant chain, as a signature seasoning for the prime rib served in his restaurants.

The seasoning blend typically includes salt, sugar, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and other spices, and is known for its distinctive flavor and ability to enhance the taste of a variety of dishes.

Lawry's seasoned salt is now widely available in grocery stores and is used in home cooking as well as in restaurants.
Lawry's Seasoned Salt is the greatest thing to ever happen to food since 1938!
by Type2GenomeManiac July 18, 2023
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