Swampert

When you rub dirt all over your vagina and have your lover get you wet, turning it into mud, before you squirt it in there face using muddy water.

Ex. Dude my sex is so dirty my girl gave me a swampert

by GSWeb May 7, 2018

swamp donkey

Extremely repulsive/hideous woman.

I woke up in the morning after a big night next to the ultimate swamp donkey.

by claudia February 27, 2004

swamp chocolate

Post bowel movement, straggling tiny turds

Pam wiped and wiped, but after standing realized she'd missed a whole mess of swamp chocolate

by ithinkipoopedmyself February 12, 2007

swamp twat

result of going commando all day in the sweltering heat without showering.

damn girl, i don't wanna hook up with him right now, i got swamp twat.

by lochness mon October 16, 2008

Swamp Logging

Swamp Logging is when you are at a country bar, or other country gathering and you have to settle for the opposite sex that appears they were pulled from the bottom of a swamp like an old log.

We knew it was going to be bad when Mike told us to check on him in the morning because it was getting close to closing and he needed to go swamp logging so he would not go home alone.

by the real dansouthern April 11, 2011

swamp donkey

noun: (swam-pa-dawn-kee) origin. Houston:
1. A very unattractive person, usually having an extremely large gap in their teeth and an overbite. Most likely to be more than 50% overweight but not a must.
2. An ugly ass person.

Ricky Smiley. Damn swamp donkey

by CJ February 6, 2005

swamproot

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV.

A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamproot? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty February 6, 2010