Shimmer shake 

A gentle swing of cloth to see if it has a shimmer when worn.

I took the shirt of the hanger at the department store and gave it a little shimmer shake.

Shimmer shake by JSTRAWN August 4, 2010

Relationship Shades 

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.

Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.

Relationship Shades by CGOguitarist October 3, 2011

sober shades 

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

sober shades by weed doctor November 23, 2011

Babe Shades 

Opposite of beer goggles. Neglecting someone's beauty while intoxicated.

- Damn Ali! I can't believe you didn't hook up with that guy last because he was a stud!

- Like, I know Kira. I must have been so drunk I had on my babe shades.

Babe Shades by Ali-Babwa May 30, 2012

3 shades of mama bear 

and ass kicking with the ferocity of 3 mama bears when you mess with their cubs

Girl: "my neighbor was up at 6 this morning mowing his lawn."

Guy: "6 on a Sunday morning is way too early to be making that kind of noise."

Girl: "yeah, if I had not already been up, I would have gone 3 shades of mama bear on him"

3 shades of mama bear by Rocksindahead September 14, 2012

Great Shades of Satan 

Kind of like holy crap. It's used to show surprise.

Joel: Great shades of Satan, what was that?

Great Shades of Satan by Raeeee444 April 12, 2013

fruit shake 

When a gay person is shaking their ass and or body.

Woman: Damn look at that man over there. He know's how to fruit shake.

fruit shake by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014