Royal Botten

In poker, when a player's two hole cards are a 2 and a 5 of the same suit.

When Brian realized he was holding a Royal Botten in his hand, he immediately reached under the table and began a furious masturbation session.

by Mr. OFace February 2, 2005

Royal Swallow

Licking a womans virgin whilst drinking lemonade through a straw.

I had a good Royal Swallow last night with Cindy and Schweppes.

by klsdjlhsdfa November 25, 2007

royan rawz

The guitarist for Panic at the Disco ('!'?). Has abnormally long and creepy fingers. His favorite pasttimes include staring in the audience and scaring fans over the age of 16, starting epic snap sessions, and yelling "OH NO" after the chorus of "Mad As Rabbits". He's alright at playing the guitar though. Pronouced with the manliest voice possible and the loudest voice possible.

"Woah, did you see Royan Rawz's hands?"
"Yeah, he looks like the fucking Grinch!"

"Royan Rawz needs to stop staring at me."
"I know, we're just trying to enjoy the show."

by sponcer smoth June 11, 2008

Royal Dumbass

v. Someone who thinks they are smart, but in reality, are very stupid; a very stupid person.

George W. Bush was a royal dumbass for thinking that the War of Terrorism was a good idea.

by Chachiix March 6, 2010

Royal City Rhubarb Pie

When you go down on your partner in Guelph, ON AND as they climax, you slam a rhubarb pie (can be other fruit, but juicy rhubarb preferred) in their face.

Royal City Rubarb Pie a 'la mode is when you cum in her face after.

I went on this date last night and I totally wasn't expecting it, but as I was about to cum, he gave me a wicked Royal City rhubarb pie. It was the best I ever had.

by Bad Ass Fisherman August 20, 2010

royally butt fucked

To be fucked, not necessarily analy, by someone who is in a higher social standing.
bootyfuckanal

Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"

by Audrey Hepburn Bitches January 19, 2016

Royal Sausage

When somebody pisses you off to the point were you grind up their entire family into mince meat, then stuff that meat into the person who pissed you off into their anus, making them become the Royal Sausage.

Sausagee: "What have you done to me?"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"

by Orgazm75 December 17, 2021