Robert

He is the most gay person to exist

Dude Robert is so Gay

by Nathan-the-destroyer- of- anus December 12, 2019

Turd Robber

So you're at a party, taking a huge dump. But this dump is probably six Katie Courics or higher!

Without flushing, you wash your hands and go downstairs to show your bros.

You just walk into the bathroom with your bros when suddenly - a TURD ROBBER.
He was sitting on the toilet, pretending he was the one who dropped your kids off at the pool. That bastard.

Kate Bosworth, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Turd Robber

by sircaleb11 April 17, 2011

Grave Robber

A man who consistently dates woman likely to die childless in order to avoid dating a woman fit for motherhood, and the responsibility therein.

John could get any girl he wants; but, over the last three years, John has dated different mentally unstable woman at a rate of one per year. John, would never wed or impregnate these woman on a clear mind. The reason John dates these woman is because it allows him to avoid the responsibility of dating a woman of high caliber. He takes pussy from girls destined for the grave, thus John is a Grave Robber.

by CROCROCROCRO September 30, 2011

Robert Whitacre

a sex god. not only good in bed but in all other areas of the house too.

I wish i was like "Robert Whitacre".

by Carly Hinkle January 23, 2009

Roben

A woman who will eat your soul. She loves money and power. Nothing and no one can stop her. Watch out.

Who took your soul? Oh, Roben.

by Hashkaba February 6, 2010

Robert

A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.

That kids a selfish SOB, oh it must be a Robert

by Periodicals May 14, 2016

Robert D.

A dick with a dick who likes dick. Dates an ugly cracked out whore who looks like Snookie. Thinks he's a nihilistic party boy who can't get along with anybody else who isn't. Walks like he has something stuck up his ass. He also thinks A Day to Remember is pop-punk. And is a straight edge sell out.

1. Hey dude, did you see that girl?

Yeah? She probably dates a Robert D.

2. Bro, that dude walks like he's gay!
Yeah, I think that's a Robert D.

by p00pnugget September 1, 2011