Apple Ring (Noun:)
When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.
When a man performs anal sex with such vigor that the area around a woman's anus becomes red and irritated.
by /-\ /-\ October 12, 2008
Get the Apple Ring mug.the appearance of a ring (same dimensions of a condom) on the outside of one's wallet caused by a condom being in the wallet for an extensive period of time (i.e. months to years)
Bob: Dude what is that on the outside of your wallet bro?
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?
Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....
Dan: Shut up man, you know that is a condom ring...
Bob: It has really been that long since you last got laid?
Dan: Don't act like you've never had a condom ring!
Bob: Nah that ain't me....
by Spinman75 December 4, 2009
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I respectfully gave my girlfriend an Australian ring toss while on a trampoline last night, when she came down, I missed and stubbed my penis on her ass cheek.
by gerthanthaclops December 25, 2009
Get the australian ring toss mug.An unfortunate occurence that is the result of
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.
Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.
Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.
Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.
by ballsdeep6969 November 16, 2010
Get the Brown Ring of Death mug.A pearl ring is created when, whilst during sex, at the moment just before ejaculation, the person doing the sex withdraws his penis and glazes the womans anus.
by jadenator1987 August 7, 2011
Get the Pearl Ring mug.When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry
by mr smith March 8, 2005
Get the kebab ring mug.She wasn't going to let him get away, so she totally popped the question and got him a mengagement ring.
by WordSmithBarney August 13, 2009
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