riding the short bus

Participating in sexual intercourse with an autistic, or otherwise disabled male.

"Dude, Henry caught Jacob riding the short bus."
"What is he gay?"
"No just desperate."

by DanTheFuckwad17 March 9, 2018

Ridiculousness

Ridiculousness is show hosted by Rob Dyrdek on MTV. It is basically a video show about falls and accidents people have had. There is a lot of making fun, but the videos are extremely funny. The permanent host(s) is Rob Dyrdek, Chanel West Coast, and Sterling. There are also celebrities that are guests.

Bobby Did you watch Ridiculousness last night?
Andrew No, but I heard someone fell off their bike and fell on a rail!
Bobby Yeah, it was hilarious!

by Alter Ego September 28, 2012

Piggy Back Riding

A old school yard slang used on the play ground for the proposition for a blow job.

Boston: I haven't given a guy a piggy back riding in awhile.

by BJ, Slob knob, mouth fucking January 18, 2010

horseback riding

the best sport of all time. you just sit on the horse's back while it jumps over some fences or flips out. as for you jackasses who say horses are gay or w/e bullshit you people say about our equine companions, you should all fall in a holee and then die and then get eaten by some homo.

MELANIE:wow i just had the most relaxing and fun ride on my horsee!
SOME TWAT:horseback riding blows ass. what a waste of time.
**thud.....gunshot......chewing noises**
MEL:ha you just fell in a hole, died, and got eaten by a homo! you deserved it you waste of semen!**spits on dead twat**

by p-lante December 9, 2008

ridin dirty

When a fool be ridin, and he poop his pants. He do not want to be gettin' caught "ridin dirty"

Lashawn ate so much mexican food for lunch, that later that day he was ridin dirty.

by Kip_the_cage_figher May 30, 2006

Riding the Bull

verb – the act of vomiting in the toilet whilst grabbing the toilet seat as if the seat were a pair of horns on a bull. This act usually takes place in a public restroom where the seats are best suited for the act (closed ringed seats to not work for Riding the Bull).

“OMG, that girl is SO Riding the Bull in the bathroom – I can hear her three stalls over.”

by knot chris November 26, 2011

Dick Ridin'

The act of violating one person's personal space, or the act of being all up on someones nutsack in a videogame.

The act of violating one person's personal space, or the act of being all up on someones nutsack in a videogame.

get off my nuts and stop Dick Ridin'

by Invanding Personal Space August 4, 2008