roasted almonds

A bunch of gay gays trying to be funny

ie - Phil: "what's brown and sticky?"

Neil: "I don't know, what's brown and sticky?"

Phil: "A stick!"

Lee: "shut up you roasted almonds"

by Gammonsteak July 16, 2014

Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich

Some real good, juicy, wet pussy with long inner labias.

Jon: hey how was it going down on her man?

Leo: man it was like the dream Meat flap roast beef deluxe sandwich! So good!

by TheRealBootylicious December 2, 2023

roasted

every bad word in the world

you just got roasted!

by lunch1254826:728:)/628 August 31, 2016

Roast

When you say something that is funny or trying to comeback

You’re hair line is so bad the grinch hates it more than Christmas

That’s when you roast someone

by Air jordan🤩🤩🤩🤩 December 5, 2017

fire roasting

Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.

Jim, why are you walking funny?

Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!

by Hootie79 June 15, 2018

roast ripper

The act of passing large quantities of gas while engaging in sexual intercourse, typically because of eating a hearty meal prior.

I was letting out some roast rippers with my girl after eating taco bell

by 4117nick December 15, 2015

Roasted

To get made in fun of and everything he andher says is funny as fuck

That nigga just got roasted

by That nigga DaddyW Aka taj September 6, 2019