Roastie

A woman with millage on her poonani, she usually tries to justify her actions with the usual "genetics" argument. When in reality, she's just a hussy.

I was finally about to lose my virginity, then I found out she was a roastie :(

by Roshanda July 24, 2015

Rastaclart

An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.

Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!

Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz

by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

Roasted

Roasted has several definitions:

1. To be extremely drunk or lean.

2. To get done over by someone.

3. To be verbally abused for doing something stupid.

1. Chris: Owen was so roasted last night, he went home early.

2. Ben: You should of seen it, Owen got roasted at Pro Evo.

3. Owen: Yesterday, I supermaned my mum.
Chris: You must have been so roasted.
Ben: Owen, you are a wasteman!

by K-Lash March 9, 2008

Roasted

The state of being high or stoned while also indulging in a cup of strong, caffeinated coffee.

Bro: Dude wanna burn this sweet blunt i just rolled?

Brah: nah man, I'm taking it slow, I'm already pretty roasted…

Bro: Dude WTF, you went to Starbucks without me AND burned before you even got here???

Brah: Sorry man…

by jacobro June 10, 2014

dirty rastafarian

When a group of individuals defecate on a women's head so as to make it look like she is wearing dreadlocks made from poo! It is encouraged to eat corn to provide ornamentation such as gold pieces.

This girl came over to my house who was a huge Bob Marley fan so me and my friends gave her a dirty rastafarian

by diabhail August 4, 2010

roasting the beans

Emasculation of a man, by a woman.

Dude bro, that bitch is really roasting the beans!

by RockinTits423 February 7, 2009

raster grind

A skateboarding grind in which the back trucks grind while the nose of the board starts out pointing over the object and ends with the nose pointing away from the object.

This grind is a combination of a salad grind, and a suski grind. The rider transitions from one grind to the other.

The grind was originated by Brian El and was named after the sweeping effect seen on old radar displays.

The last time i saw Brian do a raster grind was on a marble ledge downtown.

by nocturnal March 3, 2008