Toilet Paper

An item used to wipe your ass that became extinct in 2020.

Bob: Hey you got any toilet paper?
Mike: What the fuck is that?
Bob: ...

by PotatoChickenman March 21, 2020

Toilet Paper

Missing, Not able to be found;

Also used to describe Toilet Paper

Greg: Hey Criag, have you seen any toilet paper?
Craig: Nah Greg, its toilet paper
Both in unison: Damnit.

by TheRealHi April 9, 2020

im getting paper

getting dat money

boi you already know im getting paper

by djgem May 24, 2017

Out Of Paperclips

This Is The Term Used To Refer To Someone As Having Ejaculated So Many Times That They Physically Can't Ejaculate Anymore Without Needing Medical Attention Shortly After

Tyler:My Girlfriend Had To Go To The Hospital Yesterday.
Ryan:Why?
Tyler:I Fucked Her So Many Times She Became Out Of Paperclips

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

nigger papers

Very thin Mariguana ciggerett papers, commonly made of rice paper of hemp paper. Common Brands: Zig-Zag "Whites", Rizzla "Blue/Silver"

Yo preps don't bitch outand pass us the NIGGER PAPERS, so I can roll this doob.

I Fuckin hate those nigger papers, gimme the exports

Nawe, Oil just rips up these Nigger papers.

by Tyrone Shoelaces and Stevian April 20, 2006

Paperback

The act of recieving a test with a note that says "See Me After Class". You cannot deny what the teacher desires for you, so of course, you go. Your teacher then proceeds to underdress slowly. Eventually you and your teacher begin to have violent intercourses.

This usually ends in an expulsion for the teacher and student.

-Hey dude, did ya hear the news about Johnny?
-Naw bro, what happened?
-Mr.Jones told him to stay after class, and then gave him a paperback!
-DUDE! Is Johnny okay?

by YOBOIPER December 14, 2010

paperclips

Small metal objects, usually with 3 bends in them. Packaged in boxes holding a large number of them. Seen on cubicle desks. Uses include: reshaping out of boredom, throwing at co-workers, firing with rubberbands, holding papers together, picking locks, picking teeth, sticking in wall sockets, or doing anything McGiver would.

Many people who wear eyepatches aren't trying to be cool. Usually, interns who found paperclips are responsible. He no longer works for us.

by Andrew Stanchfield February 5, 2006