poser yuppie

Interns who aren't yuppies but pretend they are. They get paid a helluva lot of money to do a little amount of work, but it all goes to tuition at the end of the summer.

Bill and his friends hang out with the yuppies in Chicago and go to fancy dinners and cocktail parties, but they're just interns. What poser yuppies!

by cher cher July 1, 2006

poser

A poser is someone who pretends to be something they are not in order to look cool. Whether it be a techno poser, an emo poser, or even a lesbian poser, each one pretends to like that in order to be cool. Often, a poser will deny the fact that they are lying, and look at other people's shirts to prove it.

Showing off your noobie trance music, you poser?

Guy1: Hey man, are you punk?
Guy2: Yeah, yeah, man, I'm punk.
Guy1: Oh yeah, man, what bands do you like?
Guy2: Er.. Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....
Guy1: Stop looking at our shirts.
(Shirts read: Punk Band 1, Punk Band 2, Punk Band 3....)

by xograce. September 8, 2008

Poser

my little sister. someone who pretends to be something they're not.

my little sister is preppy and she tries to be goth and punk and skater. that is a poser

by tayter_bug July 12, 2009

prober

A probation officer; referred to as such due to their interrogative nature, as well as their persistence in taking money and bodily fluids from individuals.

Shit, I forgot that I have to see my prober today! That bitch is gonna make me drop for sure.

by Kombaticus September 7, 2012

poser

noun - one who acts like something he/she is not. usually deals with music. people who think they are punk but are just dumb. avril lavigne.

Billy- Wow Johnny, you sure are punk'd out today with your liberty spikes and leather jacket!
Johnny- Yea I just found a new punk band that you'll never know about.
Billy- O? and what band might that be?
Johnny- New Found Glory
Billy- Stop being a Poser Johnny.

by pOs-Er May 1, 2003

poser

a poser is someone who copies who they think are the cool people's everymove and then go and spend money on crap they can't do or will more then likely ever do. things like skateboarding or learning to play the guitar or drums or something just cause all the people around them do it.

1. joe- hey i just got the most awesomest skateboard ever!
bob- how muck did it cost?
joe- like $200
bob-that's a lot...can you do any tricks on it?
joe-um... yea but i can't do them now.
bob- why not?
joe- um.....
bob- damn poser get a life

by ~demon eyes~ October 29, 2005

scene poser

the word 'scene' describes the word 'poser'
scene kids like to think they are unique by doing what everyone else does, and then thinks that someone who does exactly what they did is a poser.

scene kids are posers. a scene poser is someone who wants to be a poser. fucked up, isn't it?

by xhoxcrusherx July 31, 2006