poptart suprize

when you take a poptart and rub on a vagina until its wet, then the girl eats the poptart

Hey, my girlfriend got a poptart suprize last night

by back of my hand September 17, 2009

potterheadsexual

meaning that you are deeply attracted to hp ✨men✨

madly in love with one or many

i don’t even like guys at my school. Im potterheadsexual

by ep_572 December 29, 2020

Harry Potter Trivia

a term for horniness or sexual urges; often used when ashamed of being forthright with a friend about true intentions

I need to release all my stifled... "Harry Potter trivia"

by dbrizzle20 April 11, 2009

Harry Potter

See Harry Pothead.
Alternatively, one of the many voices within J.K. Rowlings head. It gives good advice though, followed by good books.

Harry? Oh, he lives in my head.

by Detranova July 28, 2003

harry potter

some crazy wiz kid who carries around a stick and yells out random latin roots claiming they're spells.

Dude, Harry Potter is out there!

by Ragdoll<3 March 8, 2009

harry potter

1) To get a chick reallly high
2) get a broom
3) make a lightning bolt on her forehead with jiz
4) fuck the chick with the brooom while saying "RIDE THAT SHIT LIKE THE QUITTICH WORLD CUP"
5) lock her in a small cubbord under some stairs and run away

"so i was at this party and cassie got soooooo stoned that sherman Harry Pottered her"
"really?"
"yha she woke up in kelseys broom closet and said her ass really hurt, turns out he stuck the broom in the wrong hole"
"ouch"

by jork July 30, 2007

Evil Poptart

Me in 7th grade

Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"

by Skibby November 13, 2003