Potato Treatment

The act of calling someone a potato. To be used in derogatory/accusatory, and usually comedic context, where other names may be too harsh/offensive. Can be interchanged with other commonplace food items (e.g. doughnut, zucchini, etc.)

"Hahaha omg you potato."
"Potato?"
'Yeah. Everyone I know gets the potato treatment at some point. No-one is safe"

by Moos98 September 17, 2018

Potato Pugilism

1. Two people fighting each other with a full sack of potatoes. No throwing of individual potatoes is allowed. Attacks must be done with the full sack of potatoes. First to get knocked out or have their potato sack bust is the loser.

2. Punching potatoes with fervor.

Potato Pugilism is the new rising sport.

by Zakx October 9, 2018

Potato party

When you get the right kind of fucked up at a great party and have a great night

Today was a potato party unlike last weekend without llamas

by Jeef2998 June 11, 2018

potato music

Potato Music is any music that’s quality isn’t studio professional. This can include music ranging from songs recorded on your phone, to songs recorded in a mediocre home studio that’s just a few tweaks away from being perfect.

Have you ever heard any of XXXtentacion’s early songs? It’s potato music.

Pistanthrophobia is potato music.

by RickRated June 11, 2018

potato cannon

A helpful utensil used for blowing holes in stuff, yeeting siblings OOOUUUUUUUT OOOOOFF YYEEEEEERR LIIIFE... get Rek-t sibling...

SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT U WITH ME POTATO CANNON.

by The Rek-r November 21, 2019

potato tan

When your feet get dirty in low-cut shoes and you take them off and have a dirt tan-line

Timothy took his loafers off and had a potato tan!

by DJWL29 March 30, 2019

street potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"

by GrinchPIB October 5, 2019