Bite O' Pulled Pork

Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).

Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!

by ComradeStarvingMan September 16, 2019

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Dustin my pork chop

When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.

She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.

by Phsycobob5150 July 22, 2022

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dustin my pork chop

You spit a lougie in your girls mouth, she spits it on your Johnson and continues to jerk u off or screw.

B***h Gonna be Dustin my pork chop later

by Phsycobob5150 July 23, 2022

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HOT PORK SUNDAE

When a man sticks a banana into the woman’s vagina while she is menstruating and proceeds to ejaculate inside of her and when finished, takes a straw and slurps the contents out.

I told her I wanted dessert and she said make it myself, so I made a Hot Pork Sundae.

by FlatOutWong March 8, 2022

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