semi-poon

Semi-poon is used to describe what a retarded teenager would refer to as having a girl let him eat her out. It is synonymous with cunnilingus, and when referred to as "semi-poon", sounds much more intriguing than it actually is meant to sound.

JC: Guys, you won't believe this. Last night, I got semi-poon.

Guys: ...what the fuck is semi-poon?

JC: Well, you know...my girlfriend let me eat her out.

Guys: Oh. Um.....cool, I guess.

by 2muchdutch August 11, 2010

House of Poon

1. House full of females; women, hot pussy, etc.

Walked into the House of Poon; found nothing but pussy everywhere.

by jackyamada September 19, 2009

The Poon

nickname for Harpoon brand India Pale Ale

Crazy Uncle Johnny: You wanna IPA?

Weird Uncle Travis: Sure, you got The Poon?

by Mister Webster January 23, 2008

Dr Poon

a man with excessive knowledge of the female reproductive organ

It wont go in...best call Dr Poon

by Dr Poon April 28, 2012

Lagoon Poon

A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs

I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon

by Bohndo March 14, 2015

Neek Poon

The slang term for the clunge of a women who watches university challenge.

After winning the chess championship, Johnny was amazed at the amount of neek poon on tap.

by FlangeFanatic March 20, 2023

big ol poon

someone who is cowardly, or pussy-like.

Derek's a BIG OL POON!

by Kiefa February 2, 2010