Patchessed

The feeling of sadness when you have time to play your favorite video game, but discover there is a huge patch that needs downloading before you can play.

I was so patchessed when I found out BG3 had a huge patch and I couldn't play yesterday.

by Revyloution November 2, 2023

Patchwork Pals

A German children's show from 2013 by Film Bilder.

The Patchwork Pals live together on a huge patchwork blanket. They encounter problems, but by pulling together they always find a way to help each other in the end.

by XDDCC12345 May 12, 2024

Patch 4

A long-awaited update to a VR game named Bonelab created by Stress Level Zero. It's said to improve the Marrow engine, the SDK, and add a built-in mod manager. Also goes by the name Project 4.

Friend: "Man, I hope Patch 4 comes out soon!"
You: "Same. I'm a standalone user and I really want that built-in mod manager."

by stanley_284727 May 23, 2024

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

Patch

Patch is a super cool guy

“Did you know that patch is kind”

“Yeah he’s so kind tbh so cool”

by lalalwlwllaa February 29, 2024

Pratch

The act of dumping your girl in a compelling way to ensure that she feels like she isn’t good enough for anyone and she spirals into a deep depression.

“I’m totally gonna Pratch Jessica tonight, she’s so clingy and annoying”

by Glizzy flipper March 16, 2024

Planché

adjective - A term used to denote the absolute veracity or correctness of a statement, idea, or assertion. Derived from the French word "plancher," meaning "to floor" or "to lay a foundation," suggesting a solid basis of truth or factuality.

His claim to have seen a unicorn was met with skepticism until his rival declared it to be planché, convincing everyone of its undeniable truth.

by Curiouscookie March 30, 2024