Taco pinata

A mexican who gets on your fucking nerves somtimes <3

Mexican: your a mushrum Me: stfu taco pinata

by Rubberbandeater May 14, 2019

peanut pinapple

Such bond that is unbreakable. Can be brotherly love or the love of your life.

she’s my peanut pinapple

by streetnwaybeforerap June 20, 2019

Brazilian Piñata

When you hang a bitch from the ceiling and smack her with your dick.

Albert gave his bitch the Brazilian piñata.

by Theoregonslayer2003 January 2, 2020

Human piñata

Noun - A person who has frequent sex with a large variety of people. Someone who gets banged a lot.

My friend was a human piñata last weekend. She had sex with five guys.

by Abe505 February 15, 2020

Stinky pinky

When you pink sock someone then shove said pink sock up your own ass

I was fucking the boys so hard I pink socked him so we all ended ended up with stinky pinky’s

by Hehaioakanwbwudi May 11, 2020

Satan piñata

A chihuahua.

Look at that ho walking her satan piñata.

by It’s Gucci May 19, 2020

Cosmic Piñata

An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.

When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!

Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.

Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!

Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!

Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!

by TaoistCat October 4, 2020