frisky penguin

When your parter shoves snow up your anus, then cums in your ear. After, they shit down your throat, and stick their toe up your nose

Dude i love to frisky penguin obama.

by BLEPPY December 17, 2008

Pinguis

LOL MR TARR

“LOL EAMON U ARE PINGUIS”

by LOL MR TARR May 9, 2022

Penguinium

The theory that the universe is made up of an infinite amount of hot dogs that are the size of atoms.

The formula for water is actually hotdog2hotdog and this proves that water is actually hotdogs, therefore proving penguinium.

by Interplodation February 20, 2008

Penguine Shuffle

The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.

Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.

by super special E March 13, 2010

Penguin Beak

The sexual act of taping four fingers (excluding the thumb) together and fingering your partner. This is totally orgasmic and is not limited to the vagina.Gay guys can do it too!

Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!

Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?

Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.

by Sir Charles Winifred the 3rd. May 25, 2010

Penguin Packed

To describe the degree of crowdedness at a location. When a place is extremely packed with people and your body is almost touching the person in front of you, and you're moving at a slow pace (1 inch per 3 seconds) you sort of wobble sideways like a penguin with every step. Commonly experienced at a very crowded and popular night club and such places.

Man! It was penguin packed, took a very long time just to move from one end of the room to the other!

by KSAComedy March 20, 2011

penguinist

Someone who favors Linux.

He doesn't like Windows, so he must be a penguinist.

by Raipe September 28, 2013