When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom
"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"
by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017
Get the Phantom Shitmug. Phantom jake is the owner of gonar's bank. He is the machine shaped like the head. He is trying to use the pillars. the water drops onto the saltpeter creating a strange idea.
by Exposed brain May 30, 2021
Get the phantom jakemug. A person who moves silently like the wind while plotting to take a shit in a place where piles of shit don't belong! They crap all over their secret pooping spots and they sometimes shit all in their underware and leave them like a secret clue💩.
OMG Ethan!!! The poop phantom struck again! He took a huge shit all over the restroom that was out of order!!! He shit all over the walls and floor and even left his huge shitty panties on the floor!!! Damn Ethan, the Poop Phantom has struck again...
by The Real Queen Elsa May 22, 2016
Get the Poop Phantommug. A phantom itch is when you feel the itch for something that isn't there. The whole joke is that its correlated with your partner and you can "feel" what they feel
by Rahhhsquid June 21, 2024
Get the phantom itchmug. Causes occasional pain and general weakness. A muscle strain that is regarded by doctors as insignificant, but affects you pretty severely. Usually persists for months, indefinitely, or is chronic.
I have a phantom strain in my right pec. I used to be able to bench 20 pounds more, but Doctors keep telling me nothing is wrong and that I'm fine.
by WraithSpectre October 25, 2019
Get the Phantom Strainmug. Refers to a phenomena in which an entity in VR can stimulate a real life fart.
It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart
It can be triggered by touching of the anus, fart sounds, and mention of the word fart
by Aidanevansyt May 16, 2022
Get the Phantom Fartmug. by Suinbeda November 4, 2011
Get the Phantom Rodmug.