pineapple hairs

The green top of a pineapple.

Hey dude, did you see the pineapple hairs?
Yeah, they are so green!

by FLORIDA CHICK June 16, 2020

pineapple

an apple in the shape of a pinecone, usually in art, made with cool as heck cutting skills

hey that person is so good with cutting stuff with a knife i bet he could make a pineapple

by SomeRandomPersonTbh June 5, 2018

Pineapple Hairs

The leafy part on top of a pineapple.

On top of a pineapple, are pineapple hairs

by Vexake June 17, 2020

Pineapple

Slang for a swinger event

Are you going to the pineapple party?

by Pineapple Peter April 10, 2022

Pineapple

A common code name that teenage girls use to talk about their crush when they don’t want other people knowing who that person is.

Girl 1: “Omg look over there it’s Pineapple”
Girl 2: “Stop omg he’s gonna notice we are starting at him
Girl 1: “Omg he’s totally starting at you right now”
Girl 2: “Oh shit do I look good”
Girl 1: “You look stunning don’t worry”

by EH.star.33 May 26, 2023

pineappleing

To do interesting things with Taiwanese pineapples. It became a craze when China banned all pineapples from Taiwan. People in the country bought up the stock for the entire year in response.

Brent Christensen (US ambassador to Taiwan )tweeting: "Have you pineappled today?"

Rest of the world in a confused matter: "What does pineappleing mean?"

by LessDestiny March 18, 2021

Porcupine Eating Pineapple

When a middle-aged man, often times ungroomed and named Fuzzard, reabsorbs a large, girthy bowel movement back into his prickly anus.

After a 5 minute fit of post-partum hysteria, Fuzzard reabsorbed a quite large and girthy bowel movement back into his anus, with the permission of his sphincter. Which was Fuzzard's porcupine eating pineapple.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 28, 2025