Pipewrench

The act of putting two fingers in a woman's vagina on the g spot, then grabbing the wrist of that hand shaking vigorously until the woman squirts.

At the party he gave Susan the pipewrench until she squirted all over the front row.

by B Rock Daddy November 14, 2022

Tillett Pizza Milk

Noun. Tillett Pizza Milk originally comes from Tillett Pizza, on the Livingston Campus at Rutgers University. Scientists have been at odds with each other how it came to be, but it is obvious that in even small doses, it can be deadly. It seems only mildly harmless, with a hint of Tillett Pizza smell (...I know, who would even want to drink that? ....), but it is definitely deadly. The only animals that can really survive it are probobly Cats, an event which was only witnessed once. A cat was window fed the TPM and it started to go crazy and eventually witherd over and stopped moving. It was tested from above and through the window because it was obvious what problems could and surly did arise. Stay away...

ANYONE SMART: "Yo Jess? How was that Tillett Pizza Milk???"

JESS: "MMMMM...SOOOO good"

ANYONE SMART: "You don't look too good......"

use your imagination....

by Justbeatinchicks April 22, 2011

Goodnight Picture

An exchange of photos between 2 people taken at night to satisfy ones needs before he/she sleeps.

Guy: "Alright it's getting late, want to take one last Goodnight Picture?"
Girl: "Sure you go first."
Guy: "OK"

by DreamCollage November 17, 2014

Time Pimp

An individual that has their timing under wraps; One who knows the waiting game and plays it hard. A Time Pimp can wait until the very last minute before impending eviction, jail time, loss of job, property, money or even life and pull it out and pour it on just in the nick o time.
The best Time Pimps will display feats of timing beyond the explanation of science and reason; They will leave (for no apparent reason) minutes before the police arrive. They will show up an hour late and score the last concert tickets in town.

Betty: It’s been a week, three days and sixteen hours since I dumped that nasty fucker- why hasn’t he called to hook it back up with me?
Shawna: Good luck with that. You know your boy got a time machine under his bed...He be pimpin time on yo ass and call when you about to move on...he a TiMe Pimp.

by Eye Six January 27, 2019

Posh piss

Posh piss - when a man sits down on the lav and has a luxurious piss

"one sec babe I'm just having a posh piss "

by Wellsy and LeeBoy November 28, 2019

Monica Pinto

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Monica Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.

by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020

Sky Pillar

The biggest dick known to demonkind.

- Presented by Demon Lord Luo Binghe

Oh god.....is that.....his sky pillar poking me?!

by xXRulerofAtlantisXx May 25, 2021