Patrick

A very below-average homosexual man. He is very much aroused by penis, along with a wide array of creepy fetishes. Though he does not know how many fetishes he has as he cannot count past two. To accompany his sheer idiocy, he possesses a variety of mental health issues. He’s always sad. This is probably because he’s a disgusting little faggot. He’s a horny creep and is bothered by the fact that his never ending, fleshy pile of horniness will never be quenched. He has a physique of low standard, people have low standards, but this guy’s just a mess. C’mon. What am I even looking at? Gross. Can you even call this a guy? It’s like a swollen pile of fat lesbian. Get back in your gender roles you fucking queer. Other than that, he’s got a cat who hates him. People hate him/her/they/it (idk). He’s got no friends. It’s okay though. He can’t tell. He keeps his glasses of so it’s harder to see his reflection. He looks like a throbbing mass of intersex genitalia. But genitals are nice no matter what. Unless you’re Patrick’s penis. He doesn’t even know what it’s supposed to be. He doesn’t even know what gender they are. He hasn’t checked yet. Only his granny knows (they shower together). She’s a corpse (even grandmas have standards). He killed her so he could shower with her. Other than grandma-corpse-showering, in his free time he likes to watch people sleep, eat high quality bread, and dab unironically. Fun. He does it alone. He’s lonely. He’s crippilingly depressed. Please help.

Patrick: “Wow. Patrick is really moist right now...”
Patrick: That’s right, Patrick”
Patrick: “Yes, Patrick.”
Patrick: “I’m talking to myself because “I’m lonely.”
Patrick: “Let’s go masturbate?”
Patrick: “Death is our only release.”
Patrick :“I just came”

by MyBitchIsAnOldMetalPipe November 21, 2018

Patrick

The highest tier of gay. Epitome of fag. You don’t want to go anywhere near this horny qear if you or someone you know is homophobic.

Dude that kid was so Patrick. I know right he was flamboyant as hell.

by Slavic Jack April 11, 2019

Patrick

A stupid idiot. He is a leprechaun and usually has big feet but no meat. He is gross and annoying also thinks he is too cool but he is just a rich white boy that wears the same hoodie and hat EVERYDAY.

Patrick: (says anything)
Stella,Gabby and Mar: (through bedroom window) HI PATRICK STUDY WITH US
Patrick: No
Us: Shut up stupid idiot

by patrickisastupididiot December 12, 2019

Dick Patrick

One who Wears Extreme High Waters with non matching socks, and is a total douche.
Also completely ignorant to the duties of thier job and pawns thier work off.

Hey, did you see those pants jim had on?
Yeah they looked like Capri's!
They were totally "Dick Patricks"

by tile queen July 3, 2009

Sean Patrick

Sean Patrick is the sexiest person you will ever meet. He is so love ale and hot. You can’t ever turn down a Sean Patrick

Girl1: who’s that guy he so cute!
Girl2:o that’s Sean Patrick he is so nice you should go talk to him he’s really outgoing.

by Seanpatrick4 February 28, 2019

Pulling a Patrick

Leaving parties early to go home and get high.

Party Goer #1: Where did Rick go?
Party Goer #2: He just left, he said he would have more fun at home getting high and playing video games.
Party Goer #1: Oh, pulling a Patrick huh?
Party Goer #2: As always

by ThisMan 420 January 11, 2010

partial

an almost useless hard-on. the state of a dickbetween flaccid and proudly erect

the thong I had on was so tight it kept my dick folded inhalf, I never got a stiffy I was held to a partial the whole day.

by themacal November 29, 2006