Uno Block

IT Blocks Uno Reverse And No U

You: Fuck You
Other Person: Uno Reverse
You: UNO BLOCK

by YellowCrewmate June 23, 2021

Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl

Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."

by Ya boy John Appleseed March 8, 2015

Murdoch blocked

Refusing to view an article because it is published by a website, magazine, or newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch. A replacement article may have to be found if the article subject was interesting.

"Did you see this article in the Wall Street Journal? Firefighters rescued a puppy from a tree!"

"Nope, didn't see it, don't intend to. Murdoch blocked."

by laofmoonster September 4, 2011

blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

McCok'in-block

To suspend your political campaign for completely patriotic and totally not at all disingenuous reasons

I cant believe McCain is trying to McCok'in-block this debate. He thinks his opinion is important enough to change the future of our economy.

by DREWB0B January 13, 2009

Builders Block

A condition where a free-style builder has nothing to build and is stuck, similar to Writers Block and commonly mistaken for Building Blocks

"I have no creative juices to build any more, I have Builders Block."

by TheDefinitionFox October 25, 2018

Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.

Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink

by Silky_13 December 19, 2022