by softballs69 December 23, 2013
Get the fucking soft as ballsmug. by Creepy#5 June 3, 2011
Get the Micro-softmug. When one penetrates a pregnant woman to the extent that ones jebend becomes lodged in the soft spot of the unborn foetus' skull, increasing the child's propensity to develop a distinctly concave forehead
Dopey- Whats up with Carl's forehead?
Gil- I heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
Dopey- Ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! Actually I think that may have been me, my bad
Gil- ROFL
Gil- I heard his mum was taking it from some black guy during her third trimester
Dopey- Ah the old cincinatti soft spot ! Actually I think that may have been me, my bad
Gil- ROFL
by Chuck Rambo February 22, 2008
Get the cincinatti soft spotmug. When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.
You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.
by BigG123 November 1, 2010
Get the Dutch Soft Servemug. by vincent poop May 10, 2006
Get the soft shelled tacomug. When something is so incredibly soft. The softest of soft.
1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
1. Soft as a pillow.
2. Damn soft
3. Soft as an ear lobe
4. Soft as a babies bottom
5. Baby cock soft.
by mrgarin September 7, 2010
Get the Baby Cock Softmug. There are people in this world who get really turned on by the fact the person they’re fucking has really soft hair, it gets them really turned on
by Fetish dude February 17, 2019
Get the SOft hair fetishmug.