Six AM Shuffle

The long walk home after waking up on a couch that isn't yours still drunk the next morning.

Steve Six AM Shuffled his way back to his dorm in his pirate costume after waking up on a hammock that was not his own.

by Poppa T-BEAR August 31, 2013

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Shuffle

Means “friend with benefits”

“Yo, I really wanna have a shuffle with Sommer.”

by DeTeRm1nEd_Zo0m March 19, 2020

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Hernandez Shuffle

The act of one killing themselves by applying a slippery substance to the floor to prevent recovery from hanging.

Man today really sucked…I think I’m going to commit the Hernandez shuffle.

by Shufflemaster420 November 20, 2021

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Shuffle Burr

When you get something (a rock, piece of wood, pebble) inside your shoe, and you're not sure what it is.

Ashlay: "Oww! I have something inside my shoe!"
Mr. Wentz: "Looks like another Shuffle Burr."

by (Deticated to Super Wentz) June 14, 2010

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coupe shuffle

The action of the passenger in a coupe (2-door car) exiting the vehicle so the passengers in the back can leave. The passenger then returns to his given front seat.

Since Jim was leaving last, he opted to sit in the back to avoid an annoying coupe shuffle.

by bossofallbosses54 October 12, 2010

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When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018

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