Fap

A term used by Dace Reider to ¨Jerk it¨

Leana left me but I still fapped to her pictures.

by TravisSocks May 5, 2022

parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

Fap February

Another month in which guys must fap 2 times a day NO MATTER WHAT they must it's man kinds destiny to do this if you have a good stable relationship well TO BAD fap fap to your hearts content no matter what your mom and dad say YOU MUST FAP!!

Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!

by The Holy Salad November 2, 2019

The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat”

The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1

by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022

fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.

"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."

by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

Fap

Is a male masturbation. It is used when a male is pleasuring themselves sexually after seeing or looking at erotic women in public or on the Internet. Fapping may also be used to reduce some stress level, but is more common when a male is sexually attracted to beautiful women they see.

Hot female: "I heard him fapping in his room, and then the next minute I heard him groaning."

by Wolf & Women November 28, 2019

FAP

World of Warcraft term. Short for Free Action Potion.

I heard a rogue nearby, so I popped a FAP and when he tried to stun me, I pwned his silly ass.

LOL This pally came up to attack me, so I popped a fap and when I was immune to his stun, he ran screaming like a little gurl!

by averybaddog August 24, 2021