needn't

Needn't, meaning need not

"You needn't think I am walking all the way over there"

by Nameorientation April 2, 2017

Needamdaomcmack

To defecate on top of a dead, rotting donkey.

'Hey, what's Tom doing by that dead donkey?'
'Ew, he's needamdaomcmacking on that donkey'
'Kinky.'

by Your Neighbour, Jeff Jeffson January 17, 2020

needle hits

burning hashish on the end of a pin like on cheech and chong

toke....toke it out man

by bum December 7, 2003

need a kotex

a man who bitches like i girl

dude do you need a kotex you're acting like a bitch

by bambigurl April 29, 2008

needinessitis

The extreme need for affection that will cause a person to take someone else's spouse, sleep with the same sex, give it up to a boyfriend or girlfriend before marriage or engage in masterbation.

The group of young women were diagnosed in having needinessitis, a desperate need for affection.

by 4 Real Mom February 3, 2010

Needlestick

This is what happens when a phlebotomist or nurse is being careless, or the patient is flailing their arms around. This is when your needle being used for a blood-draw sticks you and gives you whatever disease your patient has.

Phlebotomist: "That damn mental patient tried to attack me and ended up giving me a needlestick. Now I have AIDS."

by Adieu February 27, 2011

Needle in a Gaystack

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.

Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."

by audgim December 13, 2012