crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

by FelixPen June 1, 2006

Pull a Newman

When a full grown man throws a hissy fit and goes back on his word

Mike: "Noah just left the fantasy football league."
Mark: "What? Did he Pull a Newman?"
Mike: "No. I kicked him out of the league before he could quit."

by Ed Rooney Jr April 19, 2018

What i need

Help
help

Me: definition of what i need
My friend: Lol
Me: Lol

(It’s help, help is what i need!

by Plzhelp December 17, 2018

Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew

Pigskin referring to a decoy grenade in the video game Counter Strike Global Offensive.

"yo yellow, Throw Me That Pigskin Nephew"

"Blue 22' Blue 22, hut hut hike. toss me that pigskin nephew, toss me that pigskin!"

by basevexy July 12, 2020

din mor er neger

Larses mor er neger

lars: hvaså monobryn

Noah: Din mor er neger

by lars din mor er neger September 22, 2020

necrophilia

Another reason to get cremated when you die.

Necrophilia, huh? Well, I guess it's cool if your into that sort of thing.

GUY 1: Okay, man. If I die first, you can eat me for nourishment. You have my permission.
GUY 2: I can eat you?
GUY 1: Yeah, sure.
GUY 2: Um, okay. But can I also... you know... fffffff...
GUY 1: ...
GUY 2: Never mind.

by Arutunian August 5, 2012

Newt

Newt, played by Thomas Brodie Sangster in the Maze Runner movies, is the softest boi der ever was, he deserved better, he should've dated Thomas and page 250 should never had existed

We luv and miss you Newtie, you adorable brit

"I love Newt"
"Girl me too"

by Newtmas is real April 4, 2019