plate of noodles

When you shit into a meat grinder, and on to a plate

My girl,gave me a plate of noodles last night

by Big daddy 774 December 1, 2017

Asian noodle

An asian dude tht actually has a dick not a micro penis and can karate that pussy till its H20 gets all ovrr the place

Ima asian noodle ur face

by Marco pollo October 26, 2017

Wrestlein' the noodle

wacking off,playing with yourself

adam sandler was wrestlein' the noodle last night

by HonkeySpivey18 May 10, 2010

magic noodle

reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.

I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.

by mcmersch March 10, 2011

Rahman Noodle

Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.

Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

cheesy noodle

When a girl leaves spit on a guys dick

Fuck man did you hear that Linda gave Jim a cheesy noodle.

by FxnRALf December 9, 2016

slimmy noodle

When chewing gum; mainly orbit, stride, and juicy fruit; starts to fall apart in your mouth. it turns into a noodle of slime.

Girl: Damn, this tastes like a slimmy noodle in my mouth!

by crazy-fun August 1, 2011