Poodle noodle

A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog

"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"

by Leedle leedle leeeeeeeee December 21, 2020

fish and noodles

What happens when Little Mix's Perrie Edwards doesn't know British Cuisine

"Fish and Noodles" Perrie Edwards 2014

by Fish and noodles August 22, 2020

Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

plate of noodles

When you shit into a meat grinder, and on to a plate

My girl,gave me a plate of noodles last night

by Big daddy 774 December 1, 2017

Rahman Noodle

Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.

Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

magic noodle

reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.

I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.

by mcmersch March 10, 2011

cheesy noodle

When a girl leaves spit on a guys dick

Fuck man did you hear that Linda gave Jim a cheesy noodle.

by FxnRALf December 9, 2016