noodle salad

When a group of males places their flaccid penises in the mouth of another person.

1. "We gave Julien a noodle salad while he was passed out drunk last night."

by Car 54 January 17, 2016

Noodle licker

A heterosexual woman who turns lesbian because she gets tired of licking limp dicks

After a career of being a noodle licker, Bonnie is now happy w/ Jane's soft taco.

by DirtyDenimDawn March 23, 2018

Asian noodle

An asian dude tht actually has a dick not a micro penis and can karate that pussy till its H20 gets all ovrr the place

Ima asian noodle ur face

by Marco pollo October 26, 2017

Noodle pass

The Asian n-word pass that only Asians have at birth

Ming li: Omg Timmy used a rasict slur against me without the noodle pass!
Timmy: no I didn't you ching chong

by Ahmetisverycooll69 August 09, 2022

Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

magic noodle

reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.

I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.

by mcmersch February 24, 2011

Wrestlein' the noodle

wacking off,playing with yourself

adam sandler was wrestlein' the noodle last night

by HonkeySpivey18 May 10, 2010