noah 

noah is very large in more ways than one, especially in bed. he is also very hot and buff, and has many girlfriends. he also supports hitler
he lives at 10 fuck off, paedo Buxton

imma fuck noah tonight

noah by dyslexic cooper November 28, 2021

Noah 

This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.

Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!

Oh, but he has a nice dick...

Noah by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021

Noah 

Noah is a dude from the upper west side, duh. He has a terrible travel sense and books himself for three layovers whenever possible. However this doesn’t mean that he loves airports or is cheap. It means he’d rather spend his money at bowling alleys on Monday nights. Noah is more than just, but not much more. All in all, this guy will make you laugh and break your stolen glass. -Xoxo GG

Hot lady bird: Hey Noah…
Noah: you again

HLB: it’s always been me
Noah: I love your mom

Noah by Lilspec November 29, 2021

noah 

good guy lol

Noah’s a good guy.

noah by noah103110 December 2, 2021

Noah 

Noah is a very funny and very tall guy he is also hot

Noah is cool

Noah by CatBird10 December 3, 2021

Noah 

Noah…oh boy where do I start. Noah is hot and really nice at first. You guys get to know each other and you bond over similar life experiences just to find out that he lied about being abused by his parents and you come to realize you know nothing about him whatsoever.

Noah is a liar

Noah by jackhanny December 3, 2021

Noah 

Noah is the coolest specimen to ever grace this earth, he is superior to all and is no longer considered a mortal due to his coolness. Noah is just so cool nobody can resist him, he is rich, and the strongest creature to ever live.

WOW Noah is so cool

Noah by anonymous December 8, 2021