masterbate

The way noobs to "Masturbation" spell it.

"Yo dude! Lets go masterbate together!", said the 10 year old.
"Hell yeah!", replied the old man.

by MasterMastur. September 3, 2009

Queef Master

Steve Downs- the king of all queefs. He can identify a women by the smell of her flatulence coming from her Twat

Hey look queef master Steve just got queefed on by the queef queen and is basking in it to decide who she is.

by supergaypikachu March 15, 2010

snatch master

a person who is pimp and can get pussy on the first date

check out tom he is such a snatch master he said three words and that bitch was on her knees

by Don English January 31, 2005

Masterbation

1. Masturbation after one attains a new rank or does an important feat, or anything that would make one feel important.

2. Masturbation while in a rank of power or authority.

"Today was a great day, I won the spelling bee then i Masterbated."

"Dude you're 9... masterbation?"

"Feels Good man."

by KooKid October 23, 2009

mystery machine

to hotbox one's vehicle, such as scooby and shaggy did in the show "Scooby Doo". Doo being short for doobies of course and the fact that whenever they leave the mystery machine, smoke seems to emit from it. scooby snacks of course referring to the munchies, along with the two feet tall sandwiches they always ate.

"Pat what is up bro?"

"I just mystery machined it before i got here, so im feelin pretty satisfactory."

by scooby snacks. January 6, 2008

dyke master

When a man has a girlfriend and she leaves him and becomes a lesbian.

That guy is a dyke master, all the girls he has been with have gone lez.

That guy sure knows how to make girls lesbian, what a dyke master he must be.

Here comes the dyke master, he turn cock suckers into rug munchers.

by Max Flow April 21, 2008

Ass Master

Name for someone who likes booty

Gary is the "Ass Master"

by ohplz September 29, 2004