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morning wood

a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean
man my morning wood was so big i choped that wood till i photosynthisied all over my bed
by volcomeskater555 September 8, 2009
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The Meaning Of Life

1) to exist in a plane consisting of 4 measurable dimensions. Three physical (ie length, width, and depth) and one non physical (ie time).

2) The problem many face in trying to discover the meaning of life is trying to treat the two categories as one in the same, for example we as biengs can change the three physical dimentions of any object we encounter yet treat time as a constant and therefore unchangeable. To fully understand the meaning of life you first must understand that time is not constant, it can and will fluctuate, the only way to see this is by removing ones self to a plane with no time (ie death).
by the philosipher June 5, 2003
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morning glory

After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!

Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009
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morning star

1. One of the many titles that was given to the Virgin Mary, Mother of God.

2. A weapon resembling the combination of a flail and a mace.

3. A song by the band AFI which gets lots of attention by fans.
*...Morning Star...*
by nikkan_hanil July 12, 2004
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morning star

Pass me the jar of morning star, it is my favorite.
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morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.
I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.
by Libertine October 8, 2005
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morning b's

Bong hits done first thing in the morning, usually before breakfast or even before your feet hit the floor.
I didn't have any classes today, so we did morning b's!
by Sass Smoker July 13, 2006
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