a thing that i get when i wake up then, after wiping the sand crusties out of my eyes i chop my morning wood if you know what i mean
by volcomeskater555 September 8, 2009
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2) The problem many face in trying to discover the meaning of life is trying to treat the two categories as one in the same, for example we as biengs can change the three physical dimentions of any object we encounter yet treat time as a constant and therefore unchangeable. To fully understand the meaning of life you first must understand that time is not constant, it can and will fluctuate, the only way to see this is by removing ones self to a plane with no time (ie death).
2) The problem many face in trying to discover the meaning of life is trying to treat the two categories as one in the same, for example we as biengs can change the three physical dimentions of any object we encounter yet treat time as a constant and therefore unchangeable. To fully understand the meaning of life you first must understand that time is not constant, it can and will fluctuate, the only way to see this is by removing ones self to a plane with no time (ie death).
the meaning of life, is death
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After awaking with a massive erection, masturbate until near ejaculation. Then gently wake up your girlfriend, wife, or transient hooker and commence ejaculation in their barely open eyes.
Wife: Did you just..? Oh my God its everywhere, my eyes are burning! You asshole!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
Husband: Behold the beauty of morning glory!
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