Masty

Hypocrite Person who claims not to masturbate

I promise I don't masturbate. Bro, you fucking masty!

by KringleKraft January 21, 2016

minty coochie

What you give a girl if you have sex with her after recently soothing Mr. Happy with anti-itch cream from da green "with menthol" bottle instead of da yellow one.

Disgusted chick: I do indeed love "doing it" wif my main squeeze, but often in da "heat of da moment" we both forget to consider whether he's used any cream on himself that day which he'd need to wipe off with a damp cloth beforehand, and so I then get a minty coochie --- feels like an ICE CUBE inside there for a couple days afterwards!

by QuacksO December 29, 2018

Brown Mist

Term used to describe a particularly messy poo, consisting mostly of poo in its liquid form accompanied by some foul splutters of methane gas.
Brown mist is common the morning after a mess night of heavy consumption, or after eating something that upsets the stomach.

"I've got a dodgey stomach, need to do some brown mist"

guy 1: "have a nice dump?"
guy 2: "MMM! Brown Mist!"

by Stevenage steve steve August 20, 2009

backyard mistake

the animal world equivalent of an "oops baby"; a mating between two dogs that is not intended, usually between two very different dog breeds producing ugly puppies

Example 1:
Dammit Jim, I told you to keep your beagle from jumping the fence into my backyard and trying to get friendly with my Pekingese---I don't need any Peagle puppies, those things are ugly!

Example 2:

Girl 1: What kind of dog is that?
Girl 2: It's my Pom-A-Pug!
Girl 1: A what now?
Girl 1: A designer breed mix of a pomeranian and a pug
Dude 1: Looks like a backyard mistake to me!
Girl 1: *crying*

by voiceofcollege May 15, 2010

Arbor Misted

Wetting yourself; Either urinating yourself of spilling enough alcohol on your pants to look like you did. Especially spilling actual peach chardonnay arbor mist on your crotch and it seeping down to your bottom.

I can't believe we just watched Paranormal Activity 3 and your Arbor Misted yourself

by munkey madness November 8, 2011

Minty.

Word created by Ben and Erin. Can replace any word for a new amazing sentence.

That Neff Hat Is Fucking Minty. !.

by Ben and Erin ! February 7, 2010

a mistake

the act of having sexual intercoarse, or anything sexual with large woman of any way shape or form. unless both of the parties are the same size. then in that case, have fun!

yo last night i got drunk at that party and had a mistake

by mcgudi April 28, 2007