Matt Campbell

Matt Campbell also known as Muay Thai Kid or Mattalisk the beast and Crattz, likes to make his thigh moist. Thats is his definition... ok bye

I like moist thigh!!! I'm Matt Campbell

by spiceymemes June 16, 2018

matey-pie

A term of affection used for your closest pals.

"Now then, John"
"Ey up, matey-pie"

by alrightmematey June 17, 2018

Matt Jordan

He’s the kind of guy who always bangs out the gym, tries to prove to his friends that he’s cool by climbing things like cranes and trees. He likes to get suspended and tongue crusty Asian lesbians. He also has a forehead the size of the river Nile and above all else, he’s a fucking loyal twat

Ohhh did you hear that Matt Jordan kid who

climbed the crane

by The Rich Chigger December 20, 2018

Matt Wade

A thick bootied big boy. He Is the Biggest DJ in Portland, and soon the World. He has the biggest heart and an even bigger pee pee. Check out his Soundcloud.

“Matt Wade have my babies!”

by littlebabybitch January 7, 2019

Marty McFlyin

Alternative word for “Blacking out” Minimum of 4 hours or more. Going back to the future due to incoherence. Time traveling is what your really doing.

I got so fucked up last night. I was Marty McFlyin the entire night.

by Son of Robert February 17, 2019

MATTAN

Mattan;

adjective

A feeling of being sexually turned on, hungry and tired at the same time

i feel mattan

by matchyoo March 8, 2019

Matt Blackwell

A "Matt Blackwell" is a special kind of shitbag. Matt is quite straggly and useless. A bit bossy for such a less than average build. Almost even a pussy of sorts. An asshat of a person. All talk, yet no backup. Quick to draw in a fistfight because we know he just couldn't win. What wanker..

Don't be a Matt Blackwell

by Bitch Muffin March 14, 2019