Nug Matter

The remaining smokable chunks left at the bottom of a cashed bowl. The user needs to sift through the ashes or simply blow off the top to find the nug matter.

Stoner1: Hey man, is that bowl cashed?

Stoner2: Nah man, there is still some nug matter in there.

by Kaboni August 17, 2011

cheecal matter

The combination of cheet and fecal matter one creates when taking a poop, not washing their hands and then sticking their hand deep in a bag of Cheetos.

Those Cheetos have been ruined. Sally put his dirty hands in the bag and covered them in cheecal matter.

by thebusinessinsider September 6, 2013

splatter matter

When you have an explosive poop and leave remnants behind in the toilet bowl that flushing alone will not remove.

Dude! You left splatter matter all over the toilet.

by Binsterbird May 9, 2016

jack matter

a retarded douche bag asshole that beats up people for fun and thinks his blonde hair is cool, he never really gets pussy and is a virgin, he is the worst person to hangout with

me:your acting like jack matter

guy:oh shit im sorry

by Panel to June 13, 2017

Dark matter

The remnants left behind your balls after a bout of explosive diarrhea.

I have to go home and wash off the dark matter.

by RV Rage October 7, 2017

Breast Matter

Soy, typically found in Luna Bars

Hey the breast matter in that Luna bar will make your breasts vulumptuous

by The Duck Collector May 11, 2018

Dark Matter

When an extremely dark motherfucker cumshots into someones face.

She loved daddy's dark matter late in the night.
Look that girl just got covered in dark matter.

by Skinny jimmy June 6, 2018