masterbation

a common misspelling of mastUrbation

Only retards spell masturbation with an 'A' and not a 'U'!

by John July 26, 2003

Mashed Pustankoes

1.The act of eating the pasty white vaginal discharge that somehow ends up at the bottom of womens' panties.
2.The spring cleaning of a woman's vaginal discharge.

"Trevor, your sister's mashed pustankoes wee especially delicious last night, it was probably because of the cottage cheese side I ordered."

by Joe Zeyen, Andrew Parson March 3, 2007

master

what you are when you can overcome someone or something

Ex. 1) "I am your master now, Marcus, so listen to me. LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Ex. 2) "I am the master at solving a rubik's cube. Can you solve it? NO! Hahahaha!"

by xXaErOpOsTaLeXx January 13, 2008

mashed

adj. to be drunk on alcohol and stoned on marijuana (cannabis) at the same instant

he got mashed, was playin xbox last nite wiv the lads, then terry brought a few eighths round and it all went a bit wheeee!

by tiesto August 14, 2004

mastadon

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!

by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008

Master Pyrunk

A male born to a humble Mexican family. He is adored by those around him, and looked up to by others. His true passion rests in the Metal genre and hopes to pursue a musical career of some sort. His strong desires for world peace and annihalation of ignorance maintain him alive, although deep down he knows such sights will never be achieved. He is the reason why Sheaver wakes up in the morning.

Master Pyrunk is a god.

by Filthvium October 13, 2006

Master T

Short for "Master Tool", typically used to describe someone who sucks up to and does random shit for others. Also connotative of someone who is acting effeminate and showing a girl his "sensitive side" just to get some pooty.

Usually screamed repeatedly in a high-pitched voice (pronounced "Masta Teeeee!") by a group of people witnessing another person acting like a huge tool. The screams are oftentimes accompanied by the same gesture that referees use to call for a "time out".

See also: Gofer

Boy 1: I totally think you should break up with Derek. He has no respect for you and just wants to get in your pants.

Girl 1: (Crying, hugs Boy 1) Thank God I have you, otherwise I have no idea what I would do with myself!

Onlooker 1: What a fuckin' Master T.

Onlooker 2: Seriously. I wonder if he has a mangina. (Screaming) MASTAA TEEEEE

by yeosefthebrosef April 19, 2010